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Thursday, February 10, 2005

5:32PM - Bwow TV and P-Tip Productions is now Syndicated!

( Wisconsin's xdTV now is showing our material )

Isn't that awesome? Kudos to one David Klug, aka richardpolaski. :D

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

12:25PM - "Local Rap Celebrity Enjoys a Good South of the Border Meal.."


Cellski aka 2Took was spotted at Chevys Mexican eatery late wednesday afternoon enjoying a virgin margarita and a chicken enchilada. The local celebrity then proceeded to Tower Records and browsed the "Bay Area" rap section.
more as this story unfolds..

Friday, August 27, 2004

4:13PM - John Kerry in Daly City.....Paul Schroeder reports.

In one of the most unexpected and random events ever in my life, I managed to get into a John Kerry rally at Westmoor High School in Daly City....just blocks away
from the Van Lieu household. I didn't think I'd get to see him....let alone shake his hand! I just thought I could see a bunch of hoopla which is rare in this rather quiet Daly City neighborhood. I showed up early and stood in the general public line which led to the High School Auditorium. Once inside, I had a seat about 6 rows away from where he spoke. First the Mayor of Daly City spoke then.....Kerry came out and I couldn't believe how close I was to a man who is very close to becoming the most powerful man in the world. He said a few funny things about Daly City, such as, "Y'know,...the last time a man name John came here from Massachussetts, they named the city after him", Referring to John Daly. Then he went on to say, "I don't ask that you do the same for me.....I just ask for a few votes......and maybe a free dinner at Westlake Joes". He also said, "I come to bring clarity to the nations foggiest city.....and look it worked!" making a reference to the unusually hot weather. During his speech, he seemed to look straight at me a few times. Then,...when the speech ended, I made my way up front and extended my hand out towards him and he shook it. John Kerry is the last man to shake my right hand. How 'bout that shit?

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John Kerry at Westmoor High School......Whoooaaaa!!!!


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12:22AM


Brisbane's Olympic champion Paul John Schroeder (C) displays his gold medal as he stands on the podium with Munic's silver medallist Andreas Dittmer (L) and Budapest's bronze winner Attila Vajda (R) after the men's C1 1000 metres finals at the Athens 2004 Olympic Games (news - web sites) August 27, 2004. REUTERS/Kin Cheung

Monday, August 23, 2004

7:14PM - Kelso has returned from Camp!

Hola Amigos y Amigas...


Kelso is back from the Redwoods. 57 days of summer camp later and she is back in P-Town. For those interested, a little visual insight has been provided, to give the reader a little taste of CYO Summer Camp.

Kelso lookin damn sexy

Kelso lookin damn sexy

Rob, my 5 foot 6 inch filipino boss

Rob, my 5 foot 6 inch filipino boss

Christina, my other boss, singing at breakfast

Christina, my other boss, singing at breakfast

Devin, the black William Hung, is the unit intern. Basically, Christina and Rob's Bitch.

Devin, the black William Hung, is the unit intern. Basically, Christina and Rob's Bitch

Stepping Stone Prom 2004. Just goes to show you, anyone can get laid at camp. From left to right, Dana (who went to Oceana by the way), Cora, Jen, Frank the Tank, Megan, Kat, Mercedes.

Stepping Stone Prom 2004. Just goes to show you, anyone can get laid at camp. From left to right, Dana (who went to Oceana by the way), Cora, Jen, Frank the Tank, Megan, Kat, Mercedes

WOOF

WOOF

At Prom, Alexa and Scotty-Don't

At Prom, Alexa and Scotty-Don't

Christina, Tom and Kat at Prom. Oh God.

Christina, Tom and Kat at Prom. Oh God

Ian Streets, the whitest guy with the biggest fro

Ian Streets, the whitest guy with the biggest fro

Big Zack and Little E.J.

Big Zack and Little E.J.

The Staff of the Stone. These were all my fellow counselors in my unit.

The Staff of the Stone. These were all my fellow counselors.

Well, thats a wrap for now. Til next time, Peace and chicken grease

Friday, July 23, 2004

1:28PM - sorry to inform people on lj of this butt....

due to lack of time and proper planning, ive decided to cancel my bundle of fun "TURTLEPALOOZA II". if i knew earlier thsat i was going to be hired i would have let my parents know ahead of time that i wanted to stay home for the summer when they go on vacation, but a room was reserved for me on the four day trip in l.a.

yeah i know, call me a lame ass and not sticking up for myself to stay home, but its not like last year where i had two months to plan everything/go on my own vacation. since i didnt have any of that this year, turtlepalooza II will have to wait for another day, but look on the bright side.

between now and the end of the year, its possible to have like, two turtlepalooza's.
how's that for initiative?

Current mood: SUCKS TO BE ME... NOT!

Friday, July 16, 2004

11:47AM - new notice for turtlepalooza II

the plus one invite feature has been temporarily disabled due to the fact that i dont want some stupid fucks at my party in my house. i will ake a list of mandatory people who need to be there, and then i want them ot find one person they can trust to be a respectable drunk (yeah right). then i will notify them if that person is a shoe in or not. thats a lot better than letting someone invite a dumbshit (like fogel, donnie drunko, and other dumb fucks of that nature).


more to follow.

Thursday, July 15, 2004

7:48PM - breath of life has entered "turtlepalooza II"

the turtle times in affliation with the p-tip star reports that local p-tip all-star and celebrity dave "turtle boy" velasco, has undergone extensive thought procedures for a possible sequel to last years "turtlepalooza", which took place on the nite of august 2, 2003. this is one of those events that has been in the making since its predecessors inception.

rumors are circulating that it will be a strictly "green shell" event, meaning some article of clothing or body part must be the color green. also in the rumor mill, is that it will be a "turtle-to-you" invite, meaning if you arent invited by by the turtle himself, or either of the infamous party council (izus straight_flakes nickfifteen) you arent getting in. also learning from the super smash "st. casa day" party, invites are "plus one" meaning you may bring one guest if you wish. turtle boy and co. will strictly enforce this with a swift kick in the ass down the stairs.

r.s.v.p now at 650-303-1423
check back with the p-tip star for more news.

Current mood: if all goes according to plan

Monday, July 5, 2004

6:49PM - Paul's Cousin is photographed for club website.

Paul Schroeder's Cousin Mike Spediacci was spotted at a club night called "Empire" in Sacramento where he was photographed for the club website. Here are the exclusive shots:

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Friday, July 2, 2004

7:26PM - first "turtle times" article in the p-tip star

Friday, July 2nd, 2004-

after losing his cell phone in a delerious state, david "turtle boy" velasco, recieved a new phone this evening. his number remains the same (6503031423) so you should call him immediately so he can save your number
because he lost all his others.


talking in the third person is so much fun.

Current mood: awooooooooooo!

Thursday, July 1, 2004

5:22PM - re-broadcast suggested by izus

lookin' for some parties? fiendin for some ass shakin and booze drinkin? well, uh, here you go.

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Monday, June 28, 2004

1:46PM - rebroadcast of the BIG GOODBYE...

originally posted by paul john schroeder.
[28 Jun 2004|04:26am]


READ MORE...

Friday, June 18, 2004

9:11PM - San Diego Road Trip: July 21st-26th (P-Tip Star Edition)

The Casa de Van Lieu is planing a six day road trip to San Diego and Tiajuana. Want to come along?? It'll only cost you $50!! That's damn cheap for a trip to San Diego!

Transportation and lodging has been taken care of. All you need to do is bring yourself and your bags! It'll be some good times!!

Thursday, June 17, 2004

2:55PM - Star Sightings in Daly City.

Here are some photos taken of various P=Tip All-Stars last night as they made public appearances at the In and Out Burger and East Daly City:

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Aaron Van Lieu, who announced his depature from the P-Tip for Burbank next spring, was on a screwdriver roll.

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Medders, who will leave for Santa Clara in early July and will reportedly have a going away concert June 27th, sits at his soon to be former workplace.

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The Godfather, who has no plans on going anywhere besides out of Brisbane, makes a guest appearance as well.

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Rolling, rolling, rolling down the river of smirnoff.

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Darling Nikki: It's a cold world. She'll make you warm.



What? Did you expect real hard-hitting news? Hey, remember this is a useless tabloid.

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4:30AM - ADVERTIZMENT

4:13AM - THE PLAYRZ IN DA GAME OF LIFE. by poplular demand


the godfather: paul john schroeder III

aaron van lieu aka precious one

plip van lieu

turtle boy velasco

medders mcqueen

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

2:53PM - P-Tip Star Rebroadcast of the Article "Hangin' With The Balls"



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Sunday, June 13, 2004

3:00PM - Star Traxxx

A grab bag of local celebrities and socialites gathered at the posh Linda Mar Valley home of A.J.

The P-Tip Star was there to capture a bit of the action:

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A.J. was found to have a unexpectedly good, eclectic mix of music.

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The man known as "Froggy".

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Sinead Madden in all of her glowing glory.

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Paul Schroeders best friends.......Aaron and Dave.

Saturday, June 12, 2004

11:52PM - *BREAKING NEWS*

Shirtless "Nick" Schroeder Incarcerated.
Brisbane Ca.

Not much word on the recent events, but sources conclude that famous P-Tip Badboy Shirtless "nick" Schroeder has been arrested due to an unannounced reason. Shirtless first stepped into the limelight back in 1999 for his shirtless antics in and around the hills of Brisbane California. A man of charm, carisma and close-to-little clothing is what has made him a local celebrity. The P-Tip Badboy lawyer will be issuing a formal address to the public within the next day or so on his current situation.

We at the P-Tip STAR™ wish the best for him and hope that it is all a simple misunderstanding.


photo courtesy of Bwow Records

8:04PM - Good day for a wash.

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Aaron Van Lieu was spotted in front of his home Saturday afternoon washing his bug. This funny shot leaves him slightly distorted.

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Aaron Van Lieu in orange reese's shirt and goatee.

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